*Check This*
The Jivenator is currently inoperable. We are in the
process of setting
it up and testing it on this new server and hope to have it all good later
this month.
The world-famous Jivenator is a FREE service of JiveOn.com and our
favorite Internet Service Provider, MartNet.
The Jivenator is an
e-mail-based text converter which translates anything you mail to it in
into
Jive! To use the Jivenator, simply e-mail some text to:
Jivenator@JiveOn.com
Then, just kick back for a few seconds and your message will be returned
to you in Jive! It's totally simple and absofuckinglutely
free!
*IMPORTANT NOTES*
- Jivenate at your own risk - JiveOn.com
and MartNet are not responsible for anything arising out of your usage of
the Jivenator.
- Some people find this thing offensive, so please be highly selective
when
choosing where to use the service and whom to send it to. People have
been fired from their jobs and ostracized by their peers as a direct
result of irresponsible Jivenating. Don't become another statistic -
we can't handle the influx of translation requests after the media
coverage
of such an occurrence.
- In order to minimize service problems, we
ask that you limit
your translation file size to 10KB. Larger messages can be translated by
sending them in multiple sections.
- Due to the volume of translation requests, the Jivenator is prone to
temporary service interruptions. Please check back to this page for
updates on the Jivenator's operational status if you are having problems
Jivenating.
