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7-8-00

From
The Book Of Cornelius In The Jive Bible

Crunt: n. Rancid or dried male ejaculate; adj. Disgustingly putrid

"Yo Jack, how you come ta dig dat dis Ho ain't nappy?"

"Sheeeit man, I was all up in dat an it be all Kool and de Gang. She be fresher den tap wata man!"

"I can't be diggin' it, bro! I hea' what you screamin', but it ain't holdin' no air. Ho be seemin' fulla crunt ta me..."

Translation:

"Hey my friend, what makes you think that this prostitute is clean?"

"Well, I had sex with her and everything seemed fine. She is practically sterile, good buddy!"

"I don't think so, friend! I understand what you're saying completely, but I don't believe it. That prostitute seems like she's leaking week-old semen to me..."




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